Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Thursday, December 16, 2010

News for the Stupid: Fox News Slants Its Reporting

Is there anyone surprised by the fact that Fox News is a conservative propaganda channel?

Anyone?

1 comment:

BadTux said...

But... but... they say they're fair and balanced! Surely a nice man like Bill O'Reilly wouldn't lie, would he? Your link is to made-up liberal lies!!! And keep your government hands off my Medicare!

- Badtux the Teabagger Penguin
(* note: In event of actual teabaggery rather than snark, half the above words would be mis-spelled and the grammar would be equally atrocious).