Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Thursday, December 16, 2010

A Message of Holiday Cheer to Every Corporate Officer Who Sought to "Maximize Corporate Profits" (and Get a Larger Bonus) By Sending American Jobs Offshore

Ref A applies to you, as well.

And may rats gnaw at your livers in the process.

May there be an eternal line of former employees, whose jobs you offshored, at your grave, waiting their turn to urinate upon your rotting corpse.

Happy holidays, you scum-sucking weasels (with my apologies to both weasels and pond scum).

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