Words of Advice:

"We have it totally under control. It's one person coming from China. It's going to be just fine." -- Donald Trump, 1/22/2020

“We will not see diseases like the coronavirus come here..and isn't it refreshing when contrasting it with the awful presidency of President Obama."
-- Trump Press Secretary Kayleigh McEnany, 2/25/20

"I don't take responsibility for anything." --Donald Trump, 3/13/20

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

"Flying the Airplane is More Important than Radioing Your Plight to a Person on the Ground Who is Incapable of Understanding or Doing Anything About It." -- Unknown

"There seems to be almost no problem that Congress cannot, by diligent efforts and careful legislative drafting, make ten times worse." -- Me

"What the hell is an `Aluminum Falcon'?" -- Emperor Palpatine

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Monday, December 20, 2010

A Holiday Carol

You can blame Tam and Roberta X for this one, since they started on it.

I finished it:
The city's burning in a raging fire,
Zombies chewing at your throats.
AC-130s laying down suppressive fire,
And civilians running like frightened goats.

Swine flu virus floats about like snow,
You'd better load your weapons right.
Tiny 'bots with their eyes all aglow
Will be turned loose to kill tonight.

You know that Santa's gonna slay,
Naughty boys and girls had better pray.
And every mother's child is gonna cry,
As reindeer drop napalm from the sky.

And so I’m offering this simple plea,
To readers from here to Timbuktu.
Clean your guns and be ready to flee,
Happy Christmas, to you!

Update: This is the base song. Not this. Clear, now?

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