Words of Advice:

"We have it totally under control. It's one person coming from China. It's going to be just fine." -- Donald Trump, 1/22/2020

“We will not see diseases like the coronavirus come here..and isn't it refreshing when contrasting it with the awful presidency of President Obama."
-- Trump Press Secretary Kayleigh McEnany, 2/25/20

"I don't take responsibility for anything." --Donald Trump, 3/13/20

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

"Flying the Airplane is More Important than Radioing Your Plight to a Person on the Ground Who is Incapable of Understanding or Doing Anything About It." -- Unknown

"There seems to be almost no problem that Congress cannot, by diligent efforts and careful legislative drafting, make ten times worse." -- Me

"What the hell is an `Aluminum Falcon'?" -- Emperor Palpatine

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Monday, December 13, 2010

Ah, the Joys of Being Jewish

You don't have to worry about this stuff:



On the other hand, you do get to worry about a cat setting its fur on fire from investigating the menorah a little too closely.

6 comments:

BadTux said...

Cat caught its fur on fire?! R U serious?!

Comrade Misfit said...

No, that's why I worry about it. I've caught George investigating the menorah a little to closely for my comfort in earlier years.

BadTux said...

The thing to watch is the tail. My guys are always dragging their tail through their water, then getting upset because their tail is wet. Yeah, geniuses they ain't :).

- Badtux the Cat-owned Penguin

Comrade Misfit said...

That's the main reason I went from using candles for emergency lighting to using a kerosene hurricane lamp.

BadTux said...

Yeah, a cat streaking through the house with its tail on fire could be a bit... annoying. :)

My emergency lighting nowdays is LED lanterns or flashlights. Don't have to worry about them catching a cat on fire or the cat knocking it over and catching the house on fire. I still do have two kerosene lanterns on my fireplace mantel, and a quart bottle of lamp oil for them, but haven't needed them anytime recent.

Eck! said...

Oh noo..

Visualize tree, cat gravity converging.


Eck!