Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Tuesday, July 21, 2009

So, If You Were to Refuse to Pay, Would They Evict You From Prison?

For anyone who believes crime doesn't pay, tell that to the New York state legislator who introduced a "Madoff" bill on Monday. Rich New Yorkers convicted of crimes would be forced -- if his bill becomes law -- to pay the state and federal governments for how much it costs to keep them in jail.
The Chinese make condemned prisoners pay for the ammunition used to kill them. This isn't any different, except in degree.

Personally, I'd tell them to go fuck themselves.

(H/T)

2 comments:

montag said...

If you don't pay, what do they do, throw you in jail?

BadTux said...

Naw, they go after your assets -- seize your bank accounts or seize your home and sell it off for cash or whatever. Frankly, I think it's a peachy keen idea. There's nothing that punishes a rich prick more than seizing his money so that he gets released as a poor prick.

- Badtux the Vicious Penguin