Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Wednesday, July 15, 2009

Legalize RPGs Now!

Last night I was on my way home. At one point, the road changes from two lanes going in that direction to one. A SUV roared up beside me on the left and damn near took my front end off when the putz driving it swerved into my lane. I blew my horn in protest/warning and the asswipe gave me the "Welcome to Boston Half-Peace Sign".

What made my day was that the jerkoff driving the SUV had this pasted to the rear end of the SUV:That was when I found myself wishing for a RPG-7.

5 comments:

Phil said...

Personally, I've got more uses for RPGs than there are RPGs. What's a concerned citizen to do?

Comrade Misfit said...

I don't think there is any risk of running out of RPGs any time soon. There are only probably two weapons that the Russians made more of than RPGs: AKs and Mosin-Nagants.

Chris said...

Not that it'll change anything, but you might feel better if you utilize this site and post the guy's license plate with a comment:

http://www.platewire.com/

Lockwood said...

I love that song. I heard it numerous times on our college radio station in the 80's, and I found the CD used maybe 10 years ago. Hadn't seen the video before- thanks!

Comrade Misfit said...

Platewire is pretty cool.

Thanks, Chris!