Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Friday, July 24, 2009

Say Hey Hey, Good Bye

A jury in Arkansas convicted evangelist Tony Alamo on Friday of 10 federal counts of taking minors across state lines for sex, according to the court in the Western District in Arkansas.

And then there is the Tennessee GOP state senator, a man who promotes "abstinence only" and is married and has two kids... oh, hell, you just know where this is going, don't you?

That's right, another stroll up the ol' Appalachian Trail...
Abstinence-Supporting GOP State Lawmaker Admits To Sex With 22-Year-Old Intern
You'd think that a politician who promotes abstinence would know to keep his schlong safely zipped up inside his trousers, but sadly, no.

Hey, remember when Republicans tried to hound some guy out of office for having sex with an intern in his office? Seems almost quaint, now, doesn't it?

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