Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Sunday, March 3, 2024

For When You Watch Johnny Roberts and the Supremes Fuck Up Eerything

There's always pills.



Also, very much this.

4 comments:

Sarah said...

That was a much healthier reaction to the news (Colbert's show) than mine. You have to laugh, or cry.

The look on Rachel Maddow's face on Friday's show expressed my feelings of TrumpDread perfectly.

dinthebeast said...

Reality is for people who can't handle drugs...

-Doug in Sugar Pine

Ten Bears said...

I had that tee-shirt Doug, wore it right out; and though I appreciate the humor a big part of the problem is Americans are already doped to gills, legal and not. Doped to the gills, glued to the tube and, well ... not very smart, with a remarkable predilection to adolescent fairy tales

That's right, there's nothing worse than a teetotaler ...

Glenn Kelley said...

I read Johnny Roberts as Johnny Reb .