Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Sunday, March 3, 2024

For When You Watch Johnny Roberts and the Supremes Fuck Up Eerything

There's always pills.



Also, very much this.

4 comments:

Sarah said...

That was a much healthier reaction to the news (Colbert's show) than mine. You have to laugh, or cry.

The look on Rachel Maddow's face on Friday's show expressed my feelings of TrumpDread perfectly.

dinthebeast said...

Reality is for people who can't handle drugs...

-Doug in Sugar Pine

Ten Bears said...

I had that tee-shirt Doug, wore it right out; and though I appreciate the humor a big part of the problem is Americans are already doped to gills, legal and not. Doped to the gills, glued to the tube and, well ... not very smart, with a remarkable predilection to adolescent fairy tales

That's right, there's nothing worse than a teetotaler ...

Glenn Kelley said...

I read Johnny Roberts as Johnny Reb .