Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Tuesday, March 12, 2024

Yeah, Sure He Did

A former Boeing manager who raised safety questions about the aircraft maker has been found dead outside a hotel in South Carolina, according to local authorities.

The body of John Barnett, 62, was found Saturday in a car outside a Holiday Inn, suffering from what the Charleston County Coroner’s Office said appeared to be a self-inflicted gunshot wound. The Louisiana resident was pronounced dead at the scene.

Sounds as about legit a suicide since Salvadore Allende shot himself in the back twenty times from thirty feet away, pausing only once to reload.

10 comments:

Wayne Wilson said...

Looks like the Clinton's have a say in this.

seafury said...

Boeing gave their condolences didn't they? these things happen. And in case anyone is thinking of ummm sharing their opinions it just might happen again. Mr. Calhoun runs a tight ship.

Comrade Misfit said...

Wayne, you are living proof that there is no cure for Clinton Derangement Syndrome.

This is your final Yellow Card. You're about to be promoted/relegated (depending on how you view it) to the Banhammer List.

Govern yourself accordingly.

MarkS said...

Hearing the Clintons blamed for a death makes me feel really old, even though I actually am really old.

CenterPuke88 said...

Just out, the video of the work on the Alaska plane that lost the fuselage plug has been…overwritten…shocked, I am shocked!

Paul said...

Considering the poor guy already gave testimony, staging a suicide of him NOW looks like poor planning and management. Which, to be fair, is exactly how badly Boeing's been managed over the years.

Paul said...

The Clinton Death List became a serious joke when the wingnut conspiracy types began claiming it was an Obama Death List accusing him of taking part of murders when he was still four years old. /headdesk

MarkS said...

Couldn't have been the Clintons, Biden crime family is the only plausible explanation.

MarkS said...

Boeing has already been venture capital'ed. All that's left is for the remaining naive investors to get their ritual haircut and the employees to (of course) be screwed.

Ten Bears said...

Funny how whenever the Retards are caught out red-handed the monkeys always blame the Clintons