Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Tuesday, March 5, 2024

Remember When Muscle Cars Had V8 Engines?

No more. The new Dodge Challenger will be either an EV with the recorded/synthetic sound of a V8 engine or a little three-liter six that's turbocharged near to the exploding point in order to get some power out of it.

Only those CPAs and MBAs running things could take a six-cylinder car and. by having the engineers slap on turbochargers, claim to make it a muscle car. It's about as legit a muscle car as Mark McGwire and Barry Bonds were legitimate home-run kings.

18 comments:

Ten Bears said...

My eMini is a muscle-car. Not much on the long-run but I'd go against a Charger off the line

MarkS said...

EVs were always going to need to advertise their presence to protect pedestrians.Looking forward to v8 noise equivalents analogous to the pistol in "Who framed Roger Rabbit". When does it become parody?

J4rh34d said...

The Koenigsegg Tiny Friendly Giant is a 3 cylinder, 2.0 Litre turbocharged engine putting out 600 HP at 154 lbs dry weight. Drop that in almost any car and it will GO.

Comrade Misfit said...

Mark, they could have used the sound of hoofbeats or circus wagons.

Comrade Misfit said...

J4r, true, but the mystique of a muscle car involves big-block engines, not just horsepower. Putting a gas-turbine into a car would make it powerful, but that’s not an American musclecar.

Sarah said...

I am told my necessary evil SUV has an "performance engine sound" added to the audio system output...
Whether or not the audio is on. I would pay (very little) to have the Jetson's car sound instead.

Leo Knight said...

They should use the sound of the flying cars from the Jetsons.

Eck! said...

Artificial big engine sound, heard it and its stupid.
The biggest thing has been for me was passing gas stations.



Eck!

MarkS said...

It's going to take at least a generation for engine sound to fade as a signifier. I'm on old trucker and the noise that the 4 cylinder Cummins transplanted into my 1993 f250 makes puts a smile on my face every time I fire it up.

Stewart Dean said...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4jrJs4PO1NU

Jones, Jon Jones said...

A V-12 went for not that much money recently.

https://bringatrailer.com/listing/1996-bmw-850ci-15-2/

My 2015 Genesis 3.8 keeps me pretty loose in my old age and isn't as digital tricky as a lot of cars are these days

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hEPatDpT_ek

Tam said...

Okay, Boomer.

Comrade Misfit said...

Guilty, whippersnapper.

JustMusing said...

Been through the numbers 3, 4, 6, 8, and 10 cylinders. Straight, slant, V and a Wankel. Turbo's, Supercharged, and naturally aspirated. No Nitro though.

V8 and V10 of what ever size always sounded best to me. Nothing beats a long pull in second or third to 7, 8, 9,000 rpm.

My Tesla, sold off a couple of years ago, was the fastest, but by no means the funnest!

BAT! My second favorite blog.

JustMusing said...

When I goofed up, my grandfather would call me out as a "scissorbill".

Whippersnapper came later, but with a smile.

Comrade Misfit said...

JM, “BAT”?

Jones, Jon Jones said...

I never had a problem with a gas turbine engine https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BS5ajIANFdY

The software on these digital cars are logically inconsistent. You can get stuck or stuck in things like limp mode if some sensor says something the main brain doesn't like when it fails and nothing is really wrong. The part will be cheap and labor to get at it will be expensive.

JustMusing said...

CM, Bring A Trailer!