Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Tuesday, March 26, 2024

How to Fail an IQ Test

It'll only cost sixty bucks to fail one-- just buy a Bible from a man who wouldn't know what is inside one if his life depended on it and who has never read it because neither his name nor his picture are in it.

The only book that anyone knows that he has ever read was written by someone a century ago.

4 comments:

Eck! said...

Double fail buying one from TOFF. You can get not one,
not two, but three KJV or any other of your choice for
that much from Amazon. Or likely free for the asking.

How much lower can he go, I wonder.



Eck!

Stewart Dean said...

Yes, but this is the KDV....

dan gerene said...

But it's a "Trump approved" Bible. That makes it worth so much more. Now MAGAs will have to throw away the old ones that they never read or at least act like they never learned anything from, and replace them with the new and officially approved version.

Eck! said...

Next is used cars,
"only driven on church days by little old ladies"...

Thankfully there is CarFax...

Lets face it he's getting help to pull off this crap and
knowing who the handlers besides the obvious russian are is
key to cracking the criminal enterprise.


Eck!