Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Thursday, March 21, 2024

The Self-Claimed Billionaire Begs for Money, Again

He has no shame whatsoever. He's no better than those smarmy televangelists who con the ederly out of their life savings.

People who work for a living and who have trouble making ends meet are his target audience. Feed your kid more off-brand cereal and sent the TOFF fifty bucks. Operators are standing by to assist.

And, after you do that, get your head examined.

4 comments:

Eck! said...

that's a lotta loot for a few days.
Maybe space karen will give him some.

my preference is the tower becomes the NY state tower.


Eck!

Comrade Misfit said...

Remodel it into a jail: the Trump House of Detention.

DTWND said...

When I worked in ATC, the security clearance that I had as a controller (minimal at best) still required me to be fiscally responsible.

So with all this debt, t**** becomes a security risk. Any foreign entity could conceivably cover his debt and he would be obliged to give information that may be dangerous to individuals or the country. How could one be expected to retain classified information when in that situation?

And he was loose with classified documents stored in Mar-a-largo even before he incurred these civil penalties. But to Maga voters it really doesn't matter. Bless their little patriot hearts.

Dale

dinthebeast said...

Tish James is in preparations to seize his assets. Who is gonna lend a half a billion dollars to someone to pay their loan fraud judgement?

-Doug in Sugar Pine