Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Friday, March 22, 2024

ABC World News Tonight is Run by Chuckleheads

This is their news judgment at work: The first story of the night was about Princess Whatzerface, a senior member of the World's Wealthiest Welfare Family, who has cancer.

Second story: Forty people were killed in an ISIS terror attack in Moscow.

Meanwhile, the TOFF's lawyers have been lying to the New York courts about his lack of cash, but more on that later.

5 comments:

Jones, Jon Jones said...

Some grist for the mill
In September 1999, a series of explosions hit four apartment blocks in the Russian cities of Buynaksk, Moscow, and Volgodonsk, killing more than 300, injuring more than 1,000, and spreading a wave of fear across the country. The bombings, together with the Invasion of Dagestan, triggered the Second Chechen War.[1][2] The handling of the crisis by Vladimir Putin, who was prime minister at the time, boosted his popularity greatly and helped him attain the presidency within a few months.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1999_Russian_apartment_bombings
Almost from the start, however, there were doubts about the provenance of the bombings

https://www.hudson.org/national-security-defense/vladimir-putin-1999-russian-apartment-house-bombings-was-putin-responsible

dinthebeast said...

Now, of course, Putin is trying to blame it on Ukraine. Who couldn't see that one coming?

-Doug in Sugar Pine

Richard said...

The whole defenestration thing has escalated. If it is news from Russia, it is probably a lie. Not to be paranoid or anything, but if it smells like Putin, it might be Putin.

Comrade Misfit said...

I would not put it past Putin to stage this atrocity as justification for a second round of mobilization. The man is a pure Chekist. He has no scruples whatsoever.

Jones, Jon Jones said...

https://putinism.wordpress.com/2018/07/31/novichok/