Words of Advice:
"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne
“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *
"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown
“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie
"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul
"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad
"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown
"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers
"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown
"Eck!" -- George the Cat
* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone
3 comments:
We have clowns, that makes their place of work a circus.
Eck!
Another (R) made an announcement of their early resignation from the Hose timed so that their seat will remain vacant until the general election. That leaves a one seat majority for voting, since ties are the same as a loss. Wonder how long the Squeaker of the House will keep his position.
Fr' Jeebus sake, will someone goose the projector man, or the ringmaster and get things going? Or just cut the ropes on the GOP big tent, what an effin' joke, and have it float down as a bodybag to shroud the party of Lincoln and Eisenhower? Once upon a time, I wondered how a nation could expose itself to ridicule and humiliation like Italy did with Boom-Boom Berlusconi.
But now we have far surpassed that with the hapless, gutless, substance-free idiocy and lunacy of the MAGA party that can do nothing except stagger around with its pants around its ankles and its shoe lace tied together. God forbid the world should drop it the pot with a natural disaster or a major enemy offensive, because we Could. Do. Nothing. that required an awake and aware legislative or judicial branch of gummint.
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