Just an Earth-Bound Misfit: The Rantings of an Aging, Armed, Pinko Chick

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Friday, December 24, 2021

The Shepherd, a Christmas Tale

I've set the time for the takeoff time of the Vampire.[1]

I wish you and yours a Happy Christmas. Please do your part to say safe and around for your friends and family.
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[1] Warbird nerds are aware that the DeHavilland Vampire was long obsolete as a fighter by 1957. It had been replaced by its swept-wing sibling, the Venom and by 1957, the Hawker Hunter.

4 comments:

Ombibulous said...: Thanks. Merry Christmas.; 12/24/2021 10:34 PM
Jack the Cold Warrior said...: OMG, what a great story!; 12/24/2021 11:49 PM
seafury said...: A Christmas tradition in my house. Christmas night just the wife, the dogs, and me. A fire, the lights out and we listen to this.; 12/25/2021 11:54 AM
Comrade Misfit said...: I have the book, I read it every Christmas Eve after the evening meal. I ought to add "The Spirit of Steamboat" into it.; 12/25/2021 3:06 PM