Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Sunday, December 5, 2021

Pack Up Your Ambitions in Your Ol' Carpet-Bag and Smile, Smile, Smile

TV personality Dr. Mehmet Oz on Tuesday launched his campaign to become the next U.S. senator from Pennsylvania.

Oz, a proponent of children dying from Covid (until he realized how unpopular that mgith be) and noted snake-oil salesman, apparently still spends most of his time in his "former" home in New Jersey.

As the last article linked above points out, two other Trumpers running for the Senate in Pennsylvania are also carpetbaggers, in the process of moving to the Commonwealth in order to run.

And, to all of you Trumpist loyalists who are going to screech about Hillary Clinton, shut the fuck up. The Clintons bought a house in New York and have lived there since Bill left the presidency.

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