Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Sunday, December 12, 2021

Meanwhile, in Puerto Rico...


I'm guessing that if five people got whacked in a drive-by that turned into a massacre by gunmen wielding machine guns anywhere in the English-speaking parts of the United States, that this would have been a leading news story everywhere. But either because they speak Spanish there, or Puerto Rico is a territory, there was virtually no coverage of the story. (The shooting happened on December 7th.)

2 comments:

w3ski said...

Real brave honchos there. Shooting the dead and wounded. I'm not looking forward to that here, but it is all too likely.
w3ski

bolomk1 said...

The victims all appeared to return fire until incapacitated or out of ammo rendering them defenseless. Would have expected compadres to drag them into cover but who knows what the affilliations were. Good lesson in situatioanal awareness!