Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Saturday, December 18, 2021

Do What?? The Secret Service Uses Russian Rifles?

It was probably the rifle of the detail assigned to protect TFG's family:



My guess is the people involved in both creating the ad and approving it know fuck-all about guns.

3 comments:

Ten Bears said...

Why is he firing that right-handed off his left shoulder?

Glenn Kelley said...

Ten Bears,
We see what we want to see . I saw the pony tail and the diamond on the left hand and assumed that her husband taught her to shot.

Tod Germanica said...

Simple, really. Shooter is right handed but left eye dominant. Won't hit much with that sloppy fit AK spray-n-pray anyhow. But it won't jam in the mud, so it's got that going for it.