Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Thursday, July 12, 2018

Just Bizarre

Trump wants a color scheme [for Air Force One] that "looks more American" and isn’t a "Jackie Kennedy color."
A color scheme that's known around the world as belonging only to the aircraft of the Presidential Airlift Group, a brand with global recognition, is not good enough for The Donald?

It shouldn't take much to do a more appropriate paintjob for El Caudillo Trumpo:


7 comments:

The New York Crank said...

"Trump wants a color scheme [for Air Force One] that "looks more American" and isn’t a "Jackie Kennedy color.""

Y'see, Jackie had class. She had style. She had a vocabulary of considerably more than 60 words. All this and more sticks in Trump's craw like a fishbone that somehow strayed out of one of Jackie's elegant filets de sole meunière and got stuck in one of Trump's overcooked cheeseburgers.

A gaudy airplane is Trump's way of trying to spit it out — probably into the soup.

Yours crankily,
The New York Crank

3383 said...

S'gotta have flames painted on it. And a US flag flying from each antenna. And be red, white and blue(r).

Paul W said...

he's a Bond villain. he wants to paint it GOLD.

montag said...

And when he is done repainting, Air Traffic Contol worldwide would call it Asshole 1

Deadstick said...

3383: And truck nuts.

CenterPuke88 said...

Sure we don’t already, montag?

montag said...

Kudos if you do CenterPuke88