Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Monday, July 2, 2018

Of Course It Can Happen. The Groundwork's Already Been Laid.

Richard Cohen has a "this can't happen here" about the fall of the EU and NATO under the combined machinations of Donald Trump and Vladimir Putin.

He's quite wrong, of course. It's more than likely to happen, unless the Republicans in the Congress get some body parts implanted.

A spine,

some guts,

and some balls.

Which isn't going to happen in time to save things, of course. Even if Putin didn't have Trump by the short hairs, it still would come out the same. In his soul, Trump is a Saddam Hussein. He's always eager to point out the shortcomings of our traditional friends, while he closes his eyes to the crimes of his friends in the Club of Tyrants.

Meanwhile, Trump's base still believes that "he's draining the swamp", despite all evidence to the contrary.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Congressional Republicans are basically snails that leave behind trails of slime after exiting swamp sowing discord and lies.

Comrade Misfit said...

It’s a good thing that snails can’t sue you for defamation because you compared them to Republicans.

Anonymous said...

CM, you are correct! I should have used "slugs"; the shell-less ones. Oh wait....same problem...back to drawing board.