Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Monday, July 2, 2018

Trumpanzees Keep It Classy

A man is in police custody after brandishing a firearm during a "Families Belong Together" immigration rally at Big Spring Park in Huntsville on Saturday, police said.

Huntsville police said [Asswipe], of Huntsville was taken into custody for possessing a firearm within 1,000 feet of the protest. He was charged with menacing and reckless endangerment.
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Lt. Michael Johnson said [Asswipe] is accused of picking a fight with a protester and pushing the protester. The protester pushed [Asswipe] back, knocking him down. That's when [Asswipe] is accused of pulling out a gun
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Of course, Asswipe's counter-protest was a model of civil discourse [/sarc], as he marched around, chanting "whomp, womp" and "ice, ice, baby". Having a gun at a demonstration is frowned upon in Alabama.

His gun permit was yanked.

3 comments:

B said...

Not sayin' you are wrong, but how do you know he was a "Trumpanzee"? The article doesn't say one way or another.

I mean, he was a teacher, and they generally lean left.

Dark Avenger said...

Prolly a PE teacher, most of them are assholes.

CenterPuke88 said...

Certified, non-teaching, Secondary English teacher.

B., shall I point out you did what you are complaining about, stereotyping. Comrade, on the other hand, was simply observing the behaviors of the party involved (protesting a rally that objected to Donnie’s policy, quoting Trump supporters, etc) and their likely alignment.