Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Saturday, July 28, 2018

Future News

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Bringing a tumultuous chapter of American history to an abrupt conclusion, Donald J. Trump and three of his adult children fled to Moscow in the early hours of Friday morning.
Life is tougher for The Onion these days, because the Trump Administration is too close to the line between satire and reality.

Andy Borowitz probably has the same issue.

1 comment:

Nangleator said...

All the jokes about the gullible public believing the most insane, bald-faced lies... gone forever.

Good, complex, 9-dimensional chess-like spy movies... gone forever.

Movies with dignified politicians facing blackmail over a scandal... gone forever.

Scandals or attacks that rally all Americans together against a criminal or common foe... gone forever. Any scandal. Any attack. There will always be millions of Americans that believe the attacks were good, or didn't happen, or that the criminal is innocent because he says he is.