Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Wednesday, July 4, 2018

The FART Act, Brought to You By Donald Tump

Yep, that's its acronym: The Fair And Reciprocal Trade Act. Basically, Trump wants to take a dump on the structure of world trade.

Either Putin's getting his money's worth out of this clown, or Dumbo Donald must have paid somebody to take his economics classes for him at Wharton. For he seems to have learned nothing at all. But hey, he hires the best people, right?

(Updated with snark about Lyin' Larry)

1 comment:

Ed Baptist said...

I thought that acronym was reserved for Free Americans Resisting Tyranny.