Words of Advice:

"Never Feel Sorry For Anyone Who Owns an Airplane."-- Tina Marie

If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

Flying the Airplane is More Important than Radioing Your Plight to a Person on the Ground
Who is Incapable of Understanding or Doing Anything About It.
" -- Unknown

"There seems to be almost no problem that Congress cannot, by diligent efforts and careful legislative drafting, make ten times worse." -- Me

"What the hell is an `Aluminum Falcon'?" -- Emperor Palpatine

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Thursday, July 12, 2018

Just Bizarre

Trump wants a color scheme [for Air Force One] that "looks more American" and isn’t a "Jackie Kennedy color."
A color scheme that's known around the world as belonging only to the aircraft of the Presidential Airlift Group, a brand with global recognition, is not good enough for The Donald?

It shouldn't take much to do a more appropriate paintjob for El Caudillo Trumpo:


The New York Crank said...

"Trump wants a color scheme [for Air Force One] that "looks more American" and isn’t a "Jackie Kennedy color.""

Y'see, Jackie had class. She had style. She had a vocabulary of considerably more than 60 words. All this and more sticks in Trump's craw like a fishbone that somehow strayed out of one of Jackie's elegant filets de sole meunière and got stuck in one of Trump's overcooked cheeseburgers.

A gaudy airplane is Trump's way of trying to spit it out — probably into the soup.

Yours crankily,
The New York Crank

3383 said...

S'gotta have flames painted on it. And a US flag flying from each antenna. And be red, white and blue(r).

Paul Wartenberg said...

he's a Bond villain. he wants to paint it GOLD.

montag said...

And when he is done repainting, Air Traffic Contol worldwide would call it Asshole 1

Deadstick said...

3383: And truck nuts.

CenterPuke88 said...

Sure we don’t already, montag?

montag said...

Kudos if you do CenterPuke88