Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Monday, July 24, 2017

ObamaCare: Now Since 2000

So sez Trump, in what appear to be prepared remarks:



In 2000, Barack Obama was a second-term state senator and part-time law professor. That he was able to persuade the Congress to enact the ACA in 2000 and to get President Clinton to sign it into law was a stunning achievement.

And then, he was able to have it operating in the background with nobody noticing it for an entire decade....



5 comments:

B said...

In all 57 states too....

bmq215 said...

God, it's like that kind of lying is just a reflex for him at this point.

DTWND said...

Now that's funny, B. Touché.

D. said...

"...past 17 years..." Dog years?

w3ski said...

This would be hilarious if it wasn't from the resident, President. What a buffoon.
w3ski