Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Friday, July 7, 2017

Reading Comprehension Failure, or
Bag of Hammers; Mike Pence; Dumber Than

Vice-President Pence:


On the other hand, NASA is probably grateful that Pence didn't taste it.

Maybe NASA should have labeled it "Critical Female Part". Then Pence couldn't have seen it without his wife being present.
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2 comments:

B said...

If they were thre, dressed as they were, then that was not a clean room, nor was hat item more than a mock up or awaiting cleaning.

7/09/2017 8:26 AM
Comrade Misfit said...

I see that you're ignoring the point that Pence can't read a freaking sign.

7/09/2017 9:37 AM

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