Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

"Once you have paid him the Danegeld, you never get rid of the Dane." -- Rudyard Kipling

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

Democracy Dies When Billionaires and Hedge Funds Buy Newspapers.

"Never Get Into Anything With a 'Jesus Nut'." -- every fixed-wing pilot

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Friday, July 7, 2017

Reading Comprehension Failure, or
Bag of Hammers; Mike Pence; Dumber Than

Vice-President Pence:


On the other hand, NASA is probably grateful that Pence didn't taste it.

Maybe NASA should have labeled it "Critical Female Part". Then Pence couldn't have seen it without his wife being present.

2 comments:

B said...

If they were thre, dressed as they were, then that was not a clean room, nor was hat item more than a mock up or awaiting cleaning.

Comrade Misfit said...

I see that you're ignoring the point that Pence can't read a freaking sign.