Words of Advice:

"We have it totally under control. It's one person coming from China. It's going to be just fine." -- Donald Trump, 1/22/2020

“We will not see diseases like the coronavirus come here..and isn't it refreshing when contrasting it with the awful presidency of President Obama."
-- Trump Press Secretary Kayleigh McEnany, 2/25/20

"I don't take responsibility for anything." --Donald Trump, 3/13/20

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

"Flying the Airplane is More Important than Radioing Your Plight to a Person on the Ground Who is Incapable of Understanding or Doing Anything About It." -- Unknown

"There seems to be almost no problem that Congress cannot, by diligent efforts and careful legislative drafting, make ten times worse." -- Me

"What the hell is an `Aluminum Falcon'?" -- Emperor Palpatine

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Saturday, July 29, 2017

I Can't Even....

The actual headline:
State Police arrest one-armed ‘creepy clown’ with machete


The New York Crank said...

This is the line that makes the whole story worthwhile: "troopers say Berry used duct tape to secure the machete to his amputated arm"

Didn't I read something like that in a Carl Hiaasen novel?

Yours crankily,
The New York Crank

CenterPuke88 said...

I'm having the most fun contemplating just how you duct tape a machete to your amputated arm with only one hand, while drunk.

Comrade Misfit said...

NYC, I think that was a weed-whacker.

BadTux said...

In Maine. Not in Florida.

That's what makes the whole story. You expect such shenanigans of Florida Man, the world's most inept supervillain (google "Florida man" in quotes, I'll wait ;) ). Hell, Carl Hiaasen writes documentaries, not fiction (that's what a friend of mine in Florida says anyhow!). But Maine? Not so much!

Though granted, the only thing I know about Maine is what I read in Stephen King novels, since he sets his novels in his home state so often....