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Saturday, July 29, 2017

I Can't Even....

The actual headline:

State Police arrest one-armed ‘creepy clown’ with machete

4 comments:

The New York Crank said...: This is the line that makes the whole story worthwhile: "troopers say Berry used duct tape to secure the machete to his amputated arm"

Didn't I read something like that in a Carl Hiaasen novel?

Yours crankily,
The New York Crank; 7/29/2017 10:48 PM
CenterPuke88 said...: I'm having the most fun contemplating just how you duct tape a machete to your amputated arm with only one hand, while drunk.; 7/30/2017 11:25 AM
Comrade Misfit said...: NYC, I think that was a weed-whacker.; 7/30/2017 12:08 PM
BadTux said...: In Maine. Not in Florida.

That's what makes the whole story. You expect such shenanigans of Florida Man, the world's most inept supervillain (google "Florida man" in quotes, I'll wait ;) ). Hell, Carl Hiaasen writes documentaries, not fiction (that's what a friend of mine in Florida says anyhow!). But Maine? Not so much!

Though granted, the only thing I know about Maine is what I read in Stephen King novels, since he sets his novels in his home state so often....; 7/30/2017 1:56 PM

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Saturday, July 29, 2017

I Can't Even....

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