Words of Advice:
DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON (AND EPSTEIN'S BFF). CASE CLOSED.
"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle
"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne
“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie
"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul
"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad
If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.
"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown
"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown
"Eck!" -- George the Cat
Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.
2 comments:
Must be something that runs in the tabby/white coloring cats brain. Mama goes in the kitchen, he's there and meowing a storm, because why else would she be in the kitchen? He also tried getting out till he learned a swimming pool doubles as a large bathtub.
Happy Gotcha Day, Chip!
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