Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Friday, July 21, 2017

BOLO for Robber with Steaks

St. Louis police released photos of a woman they need help in nabbing who robbed the Reliance Bank at 4301 Manchester Road on July 5.
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Police described the robber as a white, about 40 years of age, 5-feet-6 inches tall, slim build, dark short hair with orange and pink steaks, wearing all black clothing and a hat with stripes on the bill.
They badly need to hire copy editors.

2 comments:

D. said...

Yeah, pink steaks in hair just means that it's medium rare. Orange steaks are bad meat and will probably make her quite sick.

/deadpan.

Whoever let that sentence pass should have to run nude through the newsroom.

/deadpan.

D. said...

Drat, they fixed it.