Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Saturday, February 11, 2017

Did Somebody Kill Some Human Vermin?

A Missouri KKK leader has disappeared under somewhat suspicious circumstances. As noted in that article, the articles in the local paper where he lived made no mention of his Klan membership.

Odds are that it's some sort of garden-variety criminal fuckery or a family beef. The neo-nazis probably feel that the Feds have backed off, what with the Trump Administration citing fictional Islamic terrorist attacks (Atlanta and Bowling Green) while ignoring those committed by right-wing terrorists (Quebec, Charleston, Kansas City, and Colorado Springs).

Also, this explains why you won't see tears from me.

UPDATE: His body has been found.

UPDATE II: He was shot in the head.

UPDATE III: His family allegedly whacked him.

7 comments:

CenterPuke88 said...

First link is bad. Second link is almost comedy...she posted an ad for a roommate the day he went missing?

Comrade Misfit said...

Might work now.

Also, this:

http://fox2now.com/2017/02/11/missouri-man-who-says-he-is-kkk-leader-is-missing/

CenterPuke88 said...

Works now...and, as a bonus, saw and read the story on Ed Martin...karma is a bitch.

Dark Avenger said...

Let's see, wife says he was doing a delivery his employer has no knowledge of, doesn't want the cops to come in the house when there's a strong sign of criminal wrongdoing inside, and was looking for a roomie the day her hubby happened to vanish into nowhere.

Paging Keith Morrison..........

Sikhandtake said...

From first article:
Ancona calls himself an imperial wizard with the Traditionalist American Knights of the Ku Klux Klan.

Modern Klan too progressive or something?

deadstick said...

Yeah, they use fitted sheets.

Comrade Misfit said...

Turned out to be just another sordid domestic homicide. And they had almost 50 cats. Rescue groups are finding homes for them.