Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Thursday, January 19, 2017

All the Nominees Will Be Confirmed

They'll be confirmed because the Republican senators are all running scared. They know that Trump is a petty, vindictive, short-fingered little man; he takes opposition in any form as a personal affront.

Thanks in no small part to the Russians and the FBI, we have elected a man with the personality, morality, ethics and esthetics of Saddam Hussein.

5 comments:

D. said...

"...we have elected a man with the personality, morality, ethics and esthetics of Saddam Hussein."

Karma is a bitch, isn't it?

Sarah said...

Moving Day cartoon

bearsense said...

Not to mention Uday and Qusay who will be takin' over the bidness.

Anonymous said...

Huh! I should have thought Saddam a reasonably effective administrator in terms of infrastructure, medical care, education, and women's rights. I agree on the comparison between the Trump junior killers of animals for trophies and Saddam's "boys" but I think Qusay might come out looking pretty good in the comparison.

Jill

3383 said...

The House would love to bounce Trump and keep Pence.

The Senate, probably less so.