After Spicer the Liar told the press that his boss was demoralized because He, Trump isn't seeing glowing stuff about him in the press, the WaPo published a piece he might like:
Nothing that has ever happened or will ever happen was as great as Donald Trump’s inauguration.It goes on from there.
The crowd was magnificent and huge, bigger than any crowd had ever been before! It stretched all the way to the moon. The Pope, who was there, confirmed it.
“Thanks for being here, Pope,” Donald Trump told him.
“Are you kidding? You’re my best friend,” the Pope said. “I wouldn’t miss your big day for anything!” He gave Donald Trump a big high-five.
If Trump wants to read and watch glowing press coverage of himself, he had better learn Russian.
Apparently, Trump is continuing to use his old, unsecured Android smartphone. It could be a matter of just that he's an old guy who doesn't want to learn how to run a different phone.*
Or, maybe it's the one that his owners use to keep track of him.
* Which I can totally understand. Trust me. It's true.