Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Saturday, January 21, 2017

Caption Kellyanne


"Beat to Quarters! Stand By to Repel Boarders!"

"Where's The Nutcracker dress rehearsal at?"

"I have to go from here to band practice."

$3,600 for that coat. She could have gone with the Trump Official Trenchcoat for much less.

I'm not going to make jokes about Trump's tie, I can't think of any that aren't smutty or worse.

9 comments:

D. said...

"I wanted a Starfleet Ensign ensemble, but all the good costume uniforms were taken."

BadTux said...

Best caption I've seen thus far: "This is what you look like when you don't allow gay people to dress you."

Tod Germanica said...

Well, the colors are patriotic. With those gloves she looks like she's about to give a certain someone a prostate massage.

Doug T. said...

One I read was: "Even clowns came to the inauguration."

Paul W said...

"I haven't seen a Babes In Toyland cosplay in AGES..."

Paul W said...

"But I was told 1930s musical numbers were making a comeback!"

dinthebeast said...

The buttons are angry cat faces. Zombie Spice strikes again.

-Doug in Oakland

Comrade Misfit said...

SNL had Putin saying that she looked like a doorman at FAO Schwartz.

Evil Brad said...

I see a Halloween costume in the making...