Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Saturday, January 21, 2017

Caption Kellyanne


"Beat to Quarters! Stand By to Repel Boarders!"

"Where's The Nutcracker dress rehearsal at?"

"I have to go from here to band practice."

$3,600 for that coat. She could have gone with the Trump Official Trenchcoat for much less.

I'm not going to make jokes about Trump's tie, I can't think of any that aren't smutty or worse.

9 comments:

D. said...

"I wanted a Starfleet Ensign ensemble, but all the good costume uniforms were taken."

BadTux said...

Best caption I've seen thus far: "This is what you look like when you don't allow gay people to dress you."

Tod Germanica said...

Well, the colors are patriotic. With those gloves she looks like she's about to give a certain someone a prostate massage.

Doug T. said...

One I read was: "Even clowns came to the inauguration."

Paul W said...

"I haven't seen a Babes In Toyland cosplay in AGES..."

Paul W said...

"But I was told 1930s musical numbers were making a comeback!"

dinthebeast said...

The buttons are angry cat faces. Zombie Spice strikes again.

-Doug in Oakland

Comrade Misfit said...

SNL had Putin saying that she looked like a doorman at FAO Schwartz.

Evil Brad said...

I see a Halloween costume in the making...