Words of Advice:
"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne
“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *
"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown
“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie
"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul
"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad
"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown
"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers
"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown
"Eck!" -- George the Cat
* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone
5 comments:
When you wear a tinfoil beanie, you know all kinds of things the world doesn't
He's probably waiting for an email from the GRU.
All of what I've seen so far 'proving' the Ruskies hacked us isn't convincing... looks more like deliberate misdirection steering public perception away from the dems colossal fk-up blowing the election. Not.Our.Fault. Oh, and lookie over here...
Comrade he has the email. Now he is waiting for his Crack staff to translate it
every time Trump says "I'll tell you later" every reporter present should just bitch-slap him and let the secret service cart them away with big smiles, because if this ever gets to court they can press Trump to swear under oath about what he said to make them bitch-slap him.
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