Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Thursday, June 23, 2016

Because People are Idiots


People really have to be told not to hang their clothes on a fire-sprinkler nozzle?

I've been dealing with family issues this week. That's why posts have been either terse or non-existent.

Feel free to surf the ol' blogrolls.

2 comments:

B said...

Having run a motel, I can tell you they do it more often than you might think...


There is little limit to human stupidity.

Stewart Dean said...

As for the running battle between the human species and the people who serve it and try to deal with the substantial fraction of it that is clueless, can't hear (their auditory equipment is just fine, it's that they haven't got their listening ears ohn), dishonest, terminally stupid, assume incredible entitlement, etc, I recommend:
http://notalwaysright.com
Boy can you not make this stuff up.