Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Wednesday, October 29, 2014

Police Firing Squad

No, this was not a Colombian or Salvadoran death squad at work. This was several brave American cops (in Saginaw, Michigan) who formed up into a firing squad and summarily executed a man in broad daylight:


The dead guy was mentally ill. He was holding a pen knife and standing there. He wasn't moving, just standing there. The cops lined up and, simultaneously, gunned him down. About all they lacked was a commissioned officer to hold a saber, shout the orders and provide a coup de grâce, if required.

It probably isn't necessary to note that the local prosecutor found nothing wrong. No doubt that the worst thing that happened to the cops involved was that they received a harsh memo for wasting ammunition, in that they fired 47 times and hit the condemned man only 11 times.

2 comments:

Snowdog said...

But the officers all got to go home that night, and that's the most important thing, right? I mean they keep telling us that... :P

Mike R said...

How anyone can say that this shows any competent police work or that this is how we want cops to act is living somewhere I don't want to go.