Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Sunday, October 5, 2014

New Call Sign: "Pants-Shitter One"

Lindsey Graham is contemplating running for President.
The field of potential Republican presidential candidates in 2016 might have just gained one more name: Sen. Lindsey Graham.

Known for his hawkish foreign policy approach, the South Carolina Republican told the Weekly Standard in a story published Friday that he'll enter the race if he thinks he's the most competent messenger for a more aggressive foreign policy approach.
Just what we need, a frightened little man who has the vapors over almost everything. Graham comes across as one of the most fearful politicians that I have ever seen. Everything seems to scare the shit out of him. His preferred remedy for all maladies is surgical airstrikes.

If Graham could figure out how to remedy traffic congestion and cure diseases with 500lb bombs, he'd be all over that. for it seems that's the only power that Graham things that the Federal government should have: The ability to wage war. Because for Miss Lindsey's nervous condition, explosives work better than Valium.

3 comments:

Murphy's Law said...

I would vote for a turtle on a fencepost before I cast a ballot for Lindsey Grahamnesty. I hope he runs just so I can vote against him.

Unknown said...

Aloha Comrade,

I haven't been by in a while, but when I read this post, I immediately thought of you. Enjoy (or whatever the appropriate emotion is from reading about the new Party of the Confederacy).

http://weeklysift.com/2014/08/11/not-a-tea-party-a-confederate-party/

Nangleator said...

We'd see unprecedented ballooning of the manpower and weapons of... the Secret Service.