Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Saturday, August 2, 2014

Caturday; Guest Critter Edition

A snowy owl at VINS:


If you find yourself near the junction of I-91 and I-89, go up I-89 a short jaunt to Quechee, Vermont and visit VINS.

6 comments:

Old NFO said...

Owls are scary quiet...

bearsense said...

Comrade EB - -
Sorry. Actually, that's a Barn Owl (Tyto Alba) not a Snowy Owl (Nyceta Scandiaca).
Bear

CenterPuke88 said...

Good eye bear, of course the correct modern identification of the snowy owl is debated since it was reclassified Bubo scandiaus after DNA testing showed it to be moved to the horned owl family. Some still prefer Nuceta scandiaca.

CenterPuke88 said...

Boy I need to check my Rx on these glasses...Nyceta vice Nuceta...sorry!

Comrade Misfit said...

I was pretty sure that they said it was a snowy owl. Whatever, you should go visit VINS. At their raptor show, one of the hawks skims over the audience. It is very impressive.

CenterPuke88 said...

Comrade, sounds like a similar show to that at Scarborough Faire in the Dallas area. Last Chance Forever (lastchanceforever.org) is the group that does it...very impressive.