Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Thursday, August 28, 2014

Desmond Hague, Rich Asshole of the Month

He was filmed on a security camera while he was kicking a puppy in an elevator.

Hauge is the CEO of a company called "Centerplate" which runs sports concessions. Centerplate is heavily into Damage Control Mode. Hague is whining that he was "frustrated" with the puppy (and no doubt that he didn't know that there was a camera in the elevator).

He's trying to buy his way out of this one. and he'll do a thousand hours of his company-mandated community service when cows are piloting starships.

If you or I were caught on camera kicking the shit out of a puppy, especially when it would appear that he's done it before, Gentle Reader, we'd already be in handcuffs.

UPDATE: Centerplate owns the John Harvard chain of brew-pubs in the Northeast (NY, MA, RI). You might consider going elsewhere.

4 comments:

Murphy's Law said...

If I'd seen him do that, I'd have kicked him until the warranty expired on my leg, and then I'd go out to the car for my spare leg and kick him some more.

Joe said...

Some things, I just don't understand.

Nangleator said...

Wondering if Fox will come out in support of him. If not, I may have to adjust my theory that they automatically choose the evil side of every issue that comes along.

Anonymous said...

Nangleator::::: Wondering if MSNBC will come out in support of him since the DNC has returned the $20,000.00 donation they received from him. SUCKS to B U.