Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Wednesday, August 20, 2014

FNH, That's Gotta Be Wrong

I received an email flyer from CDNN regarding FNH's special pricing for LEO guns.

What caught my eye was who is eligible for the special pricing, especially the line that read "District Attorney, Deputy District Attorney and Officers of the Court."

My suspicion is that they mean "Court Officers", or bailiffs. "Officers of the Court", at least in the U.S. of A., means "lawyers".

If I was interesting in buying one of FNH's "self-littering" guns, I might ask about that. But, nah.

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