Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Monday, February 11, 2013

Milk Jugs and Guns

This is a milk jug:


Doesn't look like a gun, does it? But that didn't stop some jittery cops in Pennsylvania from charging in. One of the cops shot another cop in the back. A third cop armed with a patrol rifle* then shot at the Milk Jug Dude, but fortunately for the guy with the milk jug, the cop missed.
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* "Patrol rifle" when they have one. "Evil assault rifle" when you have one.

5 comments:

w3ski said...

I can oh so see why Andy let Barney have only one bullet and he had to keep it in his shirt pocket as well. So much grief would have been averted, in LA as well.
w3ski

BadTux said...

Well, in this case Andy was the police sergeant who knocked on the door and got shot in the back by his peers for his trouble. Some people need remedial training on creating and maintaining viable sight lines that don't end up with your peers needin' surgery. Just sayin'.

bearsense said...

Oh well, if they shot the milk jug they'll probably offer to replace it, eh ??

Bridget Magnus said...

Between this, the guys in LA, and LV Metro, I am beginning to think the guns that need controlling are in the hands of the cops.

Comrade Misfit said...

Merely following the Four Rules would have done it.

But sadly, no.