Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Friday, February 15, 2013

What the Hell Was This Shit All About?


OK, I just found out. It is something that is even more annoying than Gangnam Style: The "Harlem Shake". You can find videos of people performing it,* but you should watch those only if the alternative is something truly horrific, such as doing your taxes by hand or reading the memoirs of Dick the Torturer Cheney.

Elsewhere in humor, here is Conan's take on Rubio's Water-gate (though you'll have to sit through one of the more annoying tax commercials):


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* Or having an epileptic fit. It can be hard to tell the difference.

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