Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Tuesday, February 19, 2013

Could Mitch McConnell Be Even Dumber If He Worked At It?

First the Duffel Blog ran a story that Gitmo prisoners were going to get veteran's benefits.

Then some idiot in Kentucky wrote his/her senator, Sen. McConnell, to ask "WTF". And McConnell, being as dumb as a post, passed the question on to the DoD.

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Score one for the Duffel Blog!

3 comments:

Old NFO said...

LOL, and they KEEP getting elected... But actually it's NOT funny!

Chuck Pergiel said...

“The very idea that the U.S. government would extend GI Bill benefits to enemy detainees is a patent absurdity”.

Since a lot of what the Federal government does falls in that category, I can understand how someone could become confused. I mean, why aren't gitmo detainees getting gov't benefits?

Unknown said...

As I recall, this isn't the first time the Duffel Blog has had a story taken at face value by Republican apparatchiks.