Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- Trump

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Sunday, February 17, 2013

Diluting the Product

Maker's Mark is now diluting its product so they can sell more of it.

I think they're insane. They'll get, what, a seven percent increase in their inventory by stepping on their bourbon at a cost of public relations disaster? Here's a radical idea: If demand outstrips supply, try raising your prices, guys! That's what capitalists do, you know, "free market" and all that?

90 proof to 84 proof doesn't sound like a lot, but 80 proof is the lower limit for bourbon produced for domestic consumption by Federal law.*

Bridget Magnus suggests that Evan Williams is a good bourbon for its price. An old bar-owner told me that she used Ten-High for her well bourbon, but that was before they went from being a straight bourbon to a blended bourbon.**

Reducing the quality so you can sell more of it is a pretty bone-headed move.
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* If exported, it could be recycled antifreeze, for all the Feds care.
** On the other hand, if you're going to use it for drinks like bourbon-and-coke, who the hell cares?

4 comments:

zdogk9 said...

W. L. Weller

Deadstick said...

My son just bought some to squirrel away for a few years and see if it goes up on the collector market.

w3ski said...

At Christmas time I bought a bottle of "Bartcops'" Chinaco Anejo Tequila. Cost me $55 up here in the woods. Worth every penny to me.
I wouldn't think of buying a diluted product, like snakeways' whole milk with added 'milkproducts'. Everyone else sells an un adulterated product. What makes them think I will still buy theirs after they 'do' things to it?
"what a world, what a world"
w3ski

Chuck Pergiel said...

Taste is a funny thing. I drank $13 bourbon for years. Now that I hardly drink I've stepped up to Jack Daniels ($20). My friend Jack drinks $8 bourbon and is happy with it. It's too sharp for my taste. On the other hand my son likes the $35 dollar stuff. That's too rich for my blood.