Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Saturday, February 9, 2013

Caturday; Blizzard Edition

But not here.


Word I have from friends is that the smaller snowplows are getting stuck. The emergency services folks are putting out the word that in the event of an emergency, you're likely going to be on your own. Much of the snow that fell is the heavy "heart attack" snow. So if you live in the blizzard zone and you're reaching for a snow shovel, take it easy.

3 comments:

Eck! said...

The wet and heavy is closer to the coast(Basten). further inland (20mi) its fluffier. It also drifts like mad. I have drifts to 5ft here. Most of my markers on the property say 24-30 inches, the official for the town number is 30. If it ain't a record its top 3.

Since I was equipped for everything including zombies the only power outage was about 15 minutes. however there are towns line Qunicy that are totally in the dark.

Stay safe everyone..

Eck!

Old NFO said...

Yep, I wonder if they will publish THOSE death tolls... BAN heavy snow!!!

w3ski said...

"I'll give up snow when they pry it from my cold....
Wait a minute!
w3ski