Just an Earth-Bound Misfit: The Rantings of an Aging, Armed, Pinko Chick

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Sunday, September 18, 2011

Moooo-sic

(Unedited footage here and here.)

3 comments:

BadTux said...: Gotta say the cows are a better audience than in most clubs that jazz musicians play in, where the audience tends to care more about yakking to each other and making out in the booths than about the musicians on stage. Just sayin'.

- Badtux the Musician Penguin; 9/19/2011 1:28 AM
The New York Crank said...: I'm not so sure those cows really appreciated the music. They never applauded.

Yours very crankily,
The New York Crank; 9/19/2011 11:37 AM
Comrade Misfit said...: I went to a club that had "modern jazz" or "fusion jazz" or something like that. It sounded like a bunch of random noise. I wouldn't have blamed anyone for doing something from yakking it up and having sex in the booths to taking target practice, rather than trying to listen to that noise.; 9/19/2011 11:39 AM