EBM: The Rantings of an Aging Armed Pinko Chick

Monday, September 5, 2011

Gracie was trying to pull out the bookmark so that she could eat it.

Here's a question: Do your cats want to eat your eyeballs?

BadTuxSeptember 5, 2011 3:54 PM
Cats, alas, have no appreciation for fine literature. They make up for it by being cuddly and furry and purry though :).

- Badtux the Cat-owned Penguin
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SuzSeptember 5, 2011 4:31 PM
Maybe it tastes like the undead....
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NangleatorSeptember 6, 2011 1:40 PM
It's not the smell they like. It's the texture.

Don't think about how they know they like the texture.
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williamthecoronerSeptember 7, 2011 10:46 AM
Eyeballs, no. They start with the lips. You really don't want to know how I know this.
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Comrade MisfitSeptember 7, 2011 12:04 PM
William, I would have to guess that there was someone who died in a home with cats and that the only food available for the cats was the corpse of the dearly departed.

Reminds me of a story I heard: There was a wife with a very abusive husband. He shot her to death and then turned the gun on himself. The bodies were not discovered for a few days. They had cats and dogs. The animals left her body alone and they ate his.
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