Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Thursday, September 15, 2011

Colbert Super-Pac Donors

Maybe they need to hire a proofreader, for this is a screenshot from last night's show:

4 comments:

bearsense said...

I'm pretty sure it ain't a typo

bob said...

God, I fat finger my name, I am so very sorry. Please do not tell the FCC where I am, I know it not a nipple but the civil fine could force me in to declaring Bankruptcy, wait the Republican changed that law also. I guess I am really screwed.

Comrade Misfit said...

Probably a registered alias for Roger Ailes.

Anonymous said...

I've seen a few of these obviously joke names on the crawl, e.g. "Mike Litoris".

Just havin' a little fun, and either way Colbert has your money....