Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- Trump

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Thursday, September 29, 2011

Don't Wear This Name Tag to an Academic Conference!

For they will shit their pants.


(This is why.)
Posted by on or about 18:41
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2 comments:

Dr. Bubbles said...

Now to be fair, they weren't real academics who shit their pants over the posters—they were administrators. (Sure, some administrators are former professors, but I'm pretty sure kool-aid is quaffed by the quart during administration initiation rituals.)

9/29/2011 8:17 PM
Anonymous said...

Hmmm, in ref to the smarter cats? I am pretty sure one of my dresses is brighter....not to go too "Fish Called Wanda" on the situation!

9/30/2011 12:40 PM

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